LIVE-BLOG: EURO '08 - QUARTERFINAL - GERMANY V PORTUGAL
The quarterfinals are finally upon us. The first to square off: Germany v Portugal.
In other words, Hair v Hair.
A few questions to ponder:
- Battle of the Horrid Hair: Bastian v Cristiano? Who will win? (Hard one.)
- Does Metzelder's beard make him look scary or just ridiculous? (Scary. But that girly-looking and terrifically un-scary Marcell Jansen manages to balance the German backline out.)
- Does Lehmann's bald spot have magical powers? (Of course.)
- Will Clemens Fritz have more or less gel on his head than dear Crissie? (Again, hard one. We've got our cleverest scientific minds hard at work trying to crack the case.)
Co-hosting the blog today is Jak of Fresh Legs. Will our resident United fan manage to squeeze in at least one 'Ronaldo is a greedy bastard, I hope he rots at Real!!' swipe today? Only time will tell.
Labels: euro 2008, germans are hilarious, live blog, portugal
