Tuesday, June 10, 2008
OF THE MOMENT: JOZY LE PIMP, MORE GERMANS, CAROLINE GOES AND RUINS IT
[Jozy Altidore: About to become super-duper rich and yet, we cannot find a shirtless photo of the young man. A travesty, to be sure]MLS Hottie: Juan Pablo Angel. Hate to be predictable and all that but the man was looking so damn good to us last Thursday night that it'd be crime if we didn't chock him up. Other notes: Yeah, we're very much over the Sacha thing now.
EPL Hottie: Cristiano Ronaldo. Ha. Well, this will be fun to watch.
Euro Hottie: Lukas Podolski. It's a bit unfair to feature two Germans in a row but Sunday against Poland brought everything rushing back. Honourable mention: Artur Boruc. Had a few angry-keeper moments while Poldy was slotting 'em in. Ya'll know how we get with the angry keepers.
Most Hated: Rooney's chavvy cousins. The moment you chose to force your man-thong upon the world, is the moment you're firmly put into the do-not-want pile. Foul.
Most Loved: Random fan at LA v Colorado. Klein's really protective isn't he?
Most Annoying WAG: Caroline Celico. Great, now Kaka has a baby moms. She's gone and screwed up the kidnapping plans even further. And his 'My most beautiful goal will be to become a father' spiel? He really does need our help, doesn't he?
Barf-line: 'Real have done nothing Ron' - The Sun -- Oh, le groan.
'Round the Neighbourhood: Ever wondered what Jozy Altidore's got on his iPod? No, neither did we. But now that he's skipped off to Spain, he's about to come into a whole lot of money and you know what means: do your research before you start your stalking. Song titles that should give you a bit of insight: 'Lamborghini Lloyd', 'Diamonds' and, the very curious, 'I Won't Tell'. Read: Jozy's only 18. We're going to hold off for a few years, thanks.
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Wow, I love Kaka. He's like the most faithful, Godly religious person ever and I commend him for that. All the best for him and his family. He's happy and a God-worshipping person so that makes me automatically not want to destroy his happiness.
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