OF THE MOMENT: TWO BALLERS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR AND LOTSA, LOTSA LOEWIN'
[Would've been way more fun if someone got punched. Where's Scolari when you need him? Also note: Civilian paparazzo in the background.]MLS Hottie: David Beckham. You win. The whole damn thing.
EPL Hottie: Cristiano Ronaldo. Fine, another week then.
Euro Hottie: Wesley Sneijder. No 'hups.' We've not reached that level yet. Honourable mention: Slaven Billic. Jose, you'll just have to share the mantle from now on.
Most Hated: Sacha Kljesten. No, just cut your hair. There isn't a black or grey headband that's going to help the ladies get over this one.
Most Loved: Amy Winehouse. Not a Chelsea fan perhaps?
Most Annoying WAG: Coleen Mcloughlin. SNORE.
Barf-line: 'We want to show Jogi some Loew, says Germany's Fritz' - Yahoo! --Because all you need is love and 'constant bickering.'
'Round the Neighbourhood: 'We're going to be spending our away games looking like the men's chorus from a touring company of "HMS Pinafore"' - Fresh Legs, not digging Man. United's new kit. We would point and laugh but as Arsenal fans, we're not looking a whole lot better ourselves.
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