Friday, July 11, 2008
THE CRISTIANO SAGA CONTINUES: THE BEN-HUR OF HAIR REMOVAL
[Alternate post title: 'I'm losing brain cells reading this crap, please shut up.']When asked what he thought of Sepp Blatter's recent comments calling his current situation 'modern slavery', Cristiano Ronaldo driveled:
"You know what I said, what I want and what I would like. I agree completely with the president of Fifa. At the moment there is no agreement with Real Madrid. Now I have to wait and see but I do not know where I will begin the season."
You may not agree with him but we actually see where he's coming from.
The levels of vain that this especially pretty winger has reached are not easily achieved. Hair doesn't goopify itself and Nereida isn't going to feel herself up** now, is she? X-tina is forced, daily, to spend hours upon hours slathering several types of hair-junk on his head in order to work his hair into just the right state of fug. Surely, that sort of thing qualifies as slavery!
[The And £120,000-a-week doesn't spend itself either. Crissie has to commit himself to the daily strenuous grind of picking out which CR7 cap, too tight jeans and fey jacket he's going to wear. Agonizing choices often present themselves: this man-bag or that mag-bag; this pink shirt or that pink shirt.
[The Harriet Tubman of Hair Gel]A truly troubled life. Have some sympathy, won't you?
[**Debatable, yes.]
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Geez,he makes Nando look better and better .....even with the 'headband'.....LOL....atleast his 'man crush on Stevie & Rafa' is constructive in regards to 'pushing him to excel'.....Torres he's the MAN....Cristiano is a CHUMP!!!
I really can't decide if it's hair gel or if he just oozes sleaze.
-Janalee
-Janalee
I think it would be endlessly hilariously if he had to stay at ManU now, just because he's been such a petulant tease. Although I could be biased, because at this point I'm feeling nothing but schadenfreude, I just can't see the appeal of his arrogance and greasy-ness.
It's Kunta Kinte, love. You need to brush up on your Roots references!
Kisses.
He needs to shut up a lot. My love for him, which was growing exponentially, has stopped growing and is receding. He needs to shut his piehole and play for ManU like a happy little slave.
Kisses.
He needs to shut up a lot. My love for him, which was growing exponentially, has stopped growing and is receding. He needs to shut his piehole and play for ManU like a happy little slave.
MC - Whoops! Fixed. Hey, it's been years since I watched the series. Your love for him is receding? Oh, shit. This must be serious then.
Janalee - Oh, it's the hairgel.
Maru - It would be fun, wouldn't it? Fingers crossed.
Robbie - Torres is one haircut from being the man. In all other respects: agreed.
Janalee - Oh, it's the hairgel.
Maru - It would be fun, wouldn't it? Fingers crossed.
Robbie - Torres is one haircut from being the man. In all other respects: agreed.
As a United fan, I'm quite torn. I keep flipping back and forth between love and hate. He'll need to do some major *ss kissing if he stays. Much of the goodwill he had earned is gone. He just seems spoilt and arrogant. It kinda taints what he achieved last season - was he thinking about turning tail on us all season long? What a boob.
omg..!
haha i seriously laughed so hard reading this..!
&& reading Robbie96s comment.. whats wrong with Torres' hair..?
i think its gorge..!
even with the hairband..!
it suits him =)
haha i seriously laughed so hard reading this..!
&& reading Robbie96s comment.. whats wrong with Torres' hair..?
i think its gorge..!
even with the hairband..!
it suits him =)
Andrea..x - Nino's hair ..giggling like crazy.....well...it does look 'pooffie' at times (especially when dry)....living in Texas ....I'm very familiar with the 'big hair' phenom....NOT A GOOD LOOK....but, I do love him anyway....but,Cristiano needs to be SOLD or BENCHED...one or the OTHER ASAP!!!
but his hair is still hawwt though
&& it isnt really big or poofie
&& it is a good look for him lol... like i said before.. it suits him lol
Cristiano doesnt need to be sold or benched.. he wants to be sold but hes too good to be benched...
but i like Torres' hair =(
&& it isnt really big or poofie
&& it is a good look for him lol... like i said before.. it suits him lol
Cristiano doesnt need to be sold or benched.. he wants to be sold but hes too good to be benched...
but i like Torres' hair =(
I've never considered Ronaldo to be attractive, and his attitude makes it even worse.
All this attention-whoring he's doing is making me feel a little sorry for ManU. And that's so weird coming from a Chelsea fan like me!
All this attention-whoring he's doing is making me feel a little sorry for ManU. And that's so weird coming from a Chelsea fan like me!
as a real madrid fan, i do not want him to leave manU coz i don't want a scummy, inefffective team-playin, whore-mongerin attention slut in my team.