HAIR WATCH: BARZAGLI, BEHRAMI

TIET stalk-ee, Andrea Barzagli, joined up with German side we care not about, Wolfsburg, last week. Despite suggestions to the contrary, it is actually perfectly normal to imagine what Andrea's hair smells like (strawberries, we've decided). It is also perfectly okay to imagine what his silky hair would feel like against your fingertips (like touching a butterfly's velvety wings, we've determined).
Ahem.
Swiss dude who showed up to Euro after he let a 4-year-old highlight his hair has just signed on with West Ham for £5m. Remember him? His name is Valon Behrami or something -- we're sticking with 'Swiss dude with really bad hair.'
Football-wise, he's actually quite promising. When we weren't gawking at his hair during Euro, we remember him putting in a few good moves for Switzerland.
Labels: andrea barzagli, hair watch

