Thursday, July 10, 2008
HOW NOT TO BE SEXY: LIONEL MESSI STYLE
Lionel Messi is modeling underwear for Lody's men's line.
The results? Some of the most frightening photos we've ever seen. Right up there with the Eduardo and Cisse leg-breaks, to be sure.
For example, that second one has the look of Quasimodo. A haircut/wash would have done a world of good but nothing -- we mean nothing -- could have redeemed the very concept of this shoot.
So, with that, here's a phrase you never thought you'd ever have to read here: For the love of Beckham, Ljungberg and all that his holy, keep your pants on, sir.
Dear god.
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source: Lody - Men [Official]
Labels: lionel messi, not sexy
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OK, this actually makes me sad. No underwear compaines should hire anyone other than the hottest of the hottest. You cannot use Messi and expect a Beck's style frenzy. *Shudders*
Oh Messi. Please lend those extra tight white shorts to Cesc.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Haha, Marnie, i hope he lends him a new pair and not his contaminated one. Barca have just about the fugliest team ever - Messi, Ronaldinho, Puyol and crew. Keep them out of adverts unless it's for soccer school academy thing.
I love my lil Messi, but not like this. It looks like child porn. He also looks super uncomfortable and he probably was. Messi is quite shy, poor multimillionaire lamb.
ps-I will defend my Puyol love forever. He ain't pretty, but he is fierce.
ps-I will defend my Puyol love forever. He ain't pretty, but he is fierce.
Though I admit this photoshoot doesn't do him any favors, I'm always shocked when people call Messi fugly or whatever. He's adorable! Plus, he's so short and shy and mousy and talented and humble, how could you not love him?
I love Messi on the pitch, but this is just...no. He's too...innocent for this kind of thing.
My own P.S: But I will say that Barça doesn't have that bad-looking a squad. Xavi can do whatever he wants to me. XD
My own P.S: But I will say that Barça doesn't have that bad-looking a squad. Xavi can do whatever he wants to me. XD
There is nothing wrong with him, he is really hot and has a great toshy.