OF THE MOMENT: SLAVERY, MORE SLAVERY, THE BREAK UP AND ROCK
MLS Hottie: Robbie Rogers. You-Know-Who aside, there is exactly one hottie in the announced All-Star XI. Fingers crossed for the full 18-man roster. [UPDATE: And here it is. We all dream of a team of Jimmy B's!] [UPDATE II: Robbie and Sacha are off the squad. Olympics.]
EPL Hottie: Diego Cavalieri. Is transfer season even happening? A lot of chatter and not much movement, it looks. Liverpool just signed this fellow: Brazilian. 25. 6'4. Keeper. Honourable mention: Philipp Degan. ...And then we saw this. Why?
Most Hated: Sepp Blatter. No brainer. Easier than finding a photo of Beckham in his undies. Honourable mention: Sergio's golden trunks.
Most Loved: WHOOOOOOOO!!!
Most Annoying WAG: Abi Clancy. No one's really done much to earn the title this week but Abi's been spotted dry-humping Crouchie in some sunny locale. That counts, right?
Barf-line: 'I AM A SLAVE'; 'RON I'M A SLAVE' -- Daily Star -- Twice in two days. The headline that wouldn't die.
'Round the Neighbourhood: What do you do when you're bored and there's not much football around? Well, we troll the internets for shirtless Sergio Ramos photos ...but right after we're done with that we head straight over to Unprofessional Foul's FA Cup of British Rock. Didn't know Clapton was a West Brom fan.
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