Wednesday, July 23, 2008
ONE FOR THE VAULT: CRISTIANO'S SILVER SHORTS
[In LA. Shopping at Ed Hardy. So many levels of wrong.]Clearly, Cristiano doesn't take kindly to being upstaged. Sergio Ramos busted out a pair of dubious looking golden swimshorts a few weeks ago and now, in a move that screams, 'I, and only I, am the master of fey sparkly shorts! Step aside, Ramos!' Crissie has stepped out in a skimpy pair of silvery hot-pants
TIET TMI: ...Which also double as swimtrunks or are swimtrunks as he was spotted wearing them by the pool. Who goes shopping in their swimtrunks? Honestly.
Theoretically we should support Crissie's hot-pant wearing venture -- give those thighs some air fellas! -- but the boy is lookin' a hot mess right here, there's no denying. No excuses shall be heard today. It's also time for him to lay off on the crispy tanning. A few more of those sessions and he'll be looking like a dried out raisin in record time.
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source: Cristiano Ronaldo's Ed Hardy Shopping Spree
Labels: candids, cristiano ronaldo, one for the vault
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Just horrid!!!!! Ew. Tin foil pants to go with this over-cooked legs! Too much tan...so much wrong with this photo!!
Ha! Tin foil pants. Maybe he's working the baked potato look?
that, my friends, is what we call Euro Trash
Oddly, they look just like Sergio Ramos's gold shorts. First the same WAG, now the same metallic shorts. Perhaps the reason for his Real ambitions is that he wants to be just like Sergio. Oooh!