Tuesday, August 12, 2008
HAIR WATCH: BENTLEY GETS SLICK, KOLO AND RICARDO
Next in the David Bentley hair saga: slick mafioso hair. Is there no where to go but down? Or, er, to a humongous vat of hair gel? There are other options, you know, David. No need to take the Cristiano way out.
Meanwhile, Kolo Toure has contracted mushroom hair syndrome -- a jheri curl [Ed.'s note: Looking at you SD. You must have had something to do with this.] 'fro with the side bits shaved down. Not sure Arsenal can handle this right after the infamous Gallas hair fiasco of 07/08.
Aside from his hair getting increasingly triangular, Ricardo Quaresma got two hunks of metal pierced into his face at some point this summer. See: bottom lip and eyebrow (click to enlarge). Must we start a stupid-piercings-watch thread also?
Labels: david bentley, hair watch, kolo toure
12 Comments:
Hm. Didn't even notice the thighs. The hair had me in a daze.
Who meeeeeee? Noooo!!
Kolo is obvioiusly trying to fit in with the young'ins! There is no other explanation for the mushroom hair!
Kolo is obvioiusly trying to fit in with the young'ins! There is no other explanation for the mushroom hair!
Yes you! You brought up jheri curls, now look -- jheri curls! It's like your comment wired straight to Kolo's brain.
I think David Bentley is the worlds hottest gay icon since Richard Fairbrass!
Bentley is Al Pacino god dammit!!
Richard Dunne 'outsmokes' David Bentley anyday. He's hotter than a baked potato's insides.
I was having an asphixy-jerk last night over my Davina work-out DVD and just before I passed out I saw David Bentley's face.
Does the asphixy-jerk have instructions? I'm curious....
Bentley is so hot he will be seen in a different galaxy 1 million years in the future.
Please refer to Tim Vincent's guide to Asphixy-Jerking in the Blue Peter archives:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/archive/Tim_Vincents_Asphixy-Jerk_Challenge.html
I got a blue peter badge for my charity asphixy-jerk-a-thon outside the old C&A in Oldham.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/archive/Tim_Vincents_Asphixy-Jerk_Challenge.html
I got a blue peter badge for my charity asphixy-jerk-a-thon outside the old C&A in Oldham.
blimey - you must have filled a few cups with that challenge.. Or were the old men happy to take your donations?
You used to be so shaven and hot!
Maybe I need to stop focusing on the gelness and start appreciating those smokin' thighs?