OF THE MOMENT: BLAME FLAMINI, SUNDERLAND, HAMMERED
[Nothing has happened this summer than cannot be irrationally blamed directly on Flamini or Hleb. In this case, Flamini. He totally talked Senderos into this.]MLS Hottie: Devon McTavish. And do you know why he gets the title again? This.
EPL Hottie: Daniel Agger. He's back and he's hotter than ever.
Most Hated: Philippe Senderos going out on loan. We'd rather see him f*** up for Arsenal team than any other team in the world.
Most Loved: Sunderland. What's the worst that could happen? Someone breaking a leg, then spitting on someone, then busting someone's lip outside of a nightclub. God, we love you, Keano. Honourable mention: Berbatov's sulk on the bench every weekend. It's a little bit funny, you've got to admit.
Most Annoying WAG: Claudine Palmer. Mostly because we literally cannot tell the Liverpool WAGs apart anymore. It's all one blur of tall, blond and big boobs.
Barf-line: 'Blackburn boss Ince prepared to be Hammered by Upton Park faithful' -- Daily Mail -- Do you know how many 'hammered' headlines have surfaced in anticipation of Ince's return to Upton Park? Countless. Zillions.
'Round the Neighbourhood: We miss the Olympics already.
Labels: of the moment
6 Comments:
TIET-I'm all for going to Mee-lahn and twatting Flamini over the head for taking Sendy away from us! He may be a bit of a f*** up, but he's OUR bit of a f*** up!!
H - I don't know what's happening either. I want to believe Wenger knows what he's doing but it's looking mighty unlikely.
SD - Let's book our tickets and get over there now then. I'm convinced Flamini is evil.

