WHAT EVER HAPPENED: MICHAEL OWEN
Michael Owen was the first hot footballer that got my attention, and thus indirectly the reason I love the game so much. So let's have a little retrospective, yes?

Ten years ago: tiny (eighteen!) and scoring against Argentina in That Game.

Three years ago: scoring and getting groped by Wayne Rooney. Poor thing.

Now: injured and/or ill all the time, and playing for Newcastle. Still looking good, but come on. Red is a much better color than black and white. Sigh.